COWBOY QUESO

1 lb. Velveeta
1 1/2 lb. natural sharp cheddar, Chihuahua, or jack cheese (or a combination thereof)
1 or 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
1 T. unsalted butter
1 pound (or to taste) fresh jalape�o and/or serrano chiles, seeded and sliced
(leave seeds in for hotter queso)
2 T. barbecue dry rub of your choice
one beer

Allow cheese to come to room temperature.  Put on some Joe Ely or ZZ Top. 

Melt butter in a heavy iron pan or skillet.  Saut� chiles in butter for 3-4 minutes.  Stir in garlic and saut� briefly.  Reduce heat to low and add Velveeta in chunks.  Stir occasionally until melted.  Gradually add real cheese in chunks, stirring occasionally until melted.  Stir in dry rub, saving a bit for garnish.  Stir in some beer a few ounces at a time, to desired thickness.  Drink rest of beer.

Place pan uncovered on smoker in medium to heavy smoke at 200-225 degrees for 1-2 hours, stirring occasionally.  No smoker? Just simmer on low heat for 15-20 min.  Sprinkle lightly with dry rub and serve with chips.

Craig Reeves 2000